Ah, yes. Sometimes you're the alligator, sometimes you're the child. I've simplified life into six panels. Depth? ...perhaps.
Comments for: 16. Child on a Stool and an Alligator
Wednesday May 31st, 2006 @ 02:21am
That alligator is my idol.
YOU KILLED KITE BOY!
Wednesday May 31st, 2006 @ 07:14am
I have a feeling that he'll be back. Oh yes... he'll be back.
Thursday June 1st, 2006 @ 01:43am
I never really liked Kite Boy anyway.
Thursday June 1st, 2006 @ 04:26am
Will he be in two severed, bloody pieces when he does?
Friday June 2nd, 2006 @ 10:42pm
Oooooo i enjoy severed bloody pieces. More so than kites.
Friday June 9th, 2006 @ 08:16am
This is my personal favorite.
Tuesday June 13th, 2006 @ 09:28pm
Ur my personal favorite mushroom
Wednesday June 14th, 2006 @ 12:36am
Always on the mushrooms Albino, a deadly threesome.
Wednesday June 14th, 2006 @ 05:56am
crack and cocaine killed baby jesus
Thursday June 15th, 2006 @ 03:25am
STOP USING MY FUCKING ALIAS!
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MR. SVALBARD REPRESENTS?! HE REPRESENTS THE URSINE FEATURES IN ALL OF US! HE ALSO HAS A MINOR ROLE IN THE HANSO FOUNDATION'S OPERATIONS. when I say ursine I mean ursine, not urine. Mr. Svalbard is my polar bear dream state. DON'T FUCKING USE MY ALIAS.
Friday June 16th, 2006 @ 01:46am
Same goes for me. Except replace "polar bear" with "panther".
Friday June 16th, 2006 @ 01:48am
And replace "Mr. Svalbard" with "Albino".
Tuesday June 20th, 2006 @ 05:37pm
Im sorry for yelling CRACK HORE i have terats sydrome. I love watching the ellen show. who else does
Friday June 23rd, 2006 @ 04:59am
That's not how you spell torits. I don't know how to spell it. I know its not "terats" though. Can anyone help me out? Spellcheck is busted.
Friday June 23rd, 2006 @ 08:13pm
i believe it is spelt 'Tourettes' Well at Fuck least fuck i'm pretty sure it Fuck is fuck
Sunday June 25th, 2006 @ 03:06am
Yes fuck is and always will be fuck unless someone sane becomes president in which case there will be no need for the word. But 'touretts' is when tourists impersonating hairless apes enter the country and scream irrelevant comments at disgruntled passerbys.
Sunday June 25th, 2006 @ 08:32am
yes! that's the exact definition I give all of my 'tourettes' patients
Tuesday July 4th, 2006 @ 10:35pm
actually i'm pretty sure "Tourettes" is the clever and witty name of some crap band. I'm pretty sure its Terets. I could be wrong.
Monday July 24th, 2006 @ 11:41pm
Yep you are wrong.... AGAIN
Saturday August 12th, 2006 @ 09:15pm
well do you have any better ideas smelly french guy?
Sunday August 13th, 2006 @ 09:43pm
Yea... I said how it was spelt earlier on.. your not a very clever ginge
Sunday September 3rd, 2006 @ 11:56pm
Shutup. Im not a full ginge, just a daywalker. Insult me again and i'll eat your soul.
Wednesday April 4th, 2007 @ 08:34am
French people dont have souls, they sold them so they could actually win a war once in a while...but the devil screwed them over and now they have no souls and no known military victories
Vodka is my friend, will you be my friends too?
Sunday April 22nd, 2007 @ 05:30am
i'll be vodkas friend, dunno about you.
Tuesday April 24th, 2007 @ 01:23am
lol, i dont blame you...in my defense I was rather drunk and having a really bad day...reading back my comments I do sound like something of an ass...