The legless pup. This is in memory of a real dog, who also had no legs and was also called moundy. While this comic is ostensibly a work of fiction, (ostensibly?) there are many parallels between the moundy of fiction and the moundy of christchurch, new zealand. They both were gray. They both lacked pupils. They both died of starvation. They both will be sorely missed.

Where these two tales differ, however, is that my old pet only died of starvation because she was an anorexic.

Moundy's family later sued womens magazines and won, used the money to buy mcdonalds until they were morbidly obese, then sued mcdonalds and won, and used that money to buy swell headstones.

If you are still reading this, which I doubt, please give kindly to my legless dog charity, called MOUNDO. email me for details at danger@orphan.co.nz